Alvionds Soup

lookfar:

spinelly:

un3xpectedfate:

alfytravis:

i need an old man because i hate my life.

I fucked Santa Claus because my friends told me to do it.

I smoked weed with a bowl of cereal because i’m ugly.

I hate santa clause because i smoked crack

I got married with a monkey because i was horny.

LMAO.